Hospital Pillows Meet Pillow Art To Give You The Uterus Pillow

There’s something for everyone in this world, including this example of pillow art, uterus style.  What is it with the fascination for pillow art these days?   I know in Happy’s hospital, every cardiac patient currently gets a hospital heart pillow.  But you knew it was coming.  Soon the hospital will be filled with new hospital pillows which transcend the imagination.  Soon  pillow art  representatives will overtake drug reps as the physician lunch suppliers of choice.    Hospital pillow art will be the new therapy of choice for depressed patients.  I heard  randomized trials comparing medical therapy and pillow art are already being developed with the blessing of Congressional oversight.      Along with  SSRIs and electroconvulsive therapy, all  depressed patients at Happy’s hospital now get  the Hug Me Pillow  to let them know somebody cares.   Coming soon to Happy’s hospital is the  penis pillow for all the prostate patients to give them something to hold on to in their times of need.   Followed closely behind, Happy’s hospital will soon be  offering the  boob scarf that can double as a pillow to all breast cancer survivors.

I knew it was only a matte of time before all the gyn patients joined the revolution in hospital pillows.  The uterus pillow will make a nice addition.  By the end of the year I expect Happy’s hospital to have the  hospital lung pillow, the hospital bariatric pillow, the hospital kidney pillow, the hospital liver pillow and even the Happy hugger pillow.

Yes folks, hospital pillows has definitely met pillow art.  I’m just a bit concerned the uterus pillow could represent a strangulation hazard which, if I remember correctly is a never event.